Pizza Cravings
There once was a young man who craved pizza. It’d been a while since he’d had some of that cheesy warm goodness and so after seeing a particularly tempting commercial of Pizza Hut, he decided to call Pizza Hut Delivery to order a pizza and have it brought to his very doorstep. He had the money to pay for it after all and even though the nearest Pizza Hut wasn’t that far away from his home, he figured that he hadn’t had pizza in such a long time that hey, it was worth the wait to have it delivered.
The person who answered the phone at Pizza Hut was polite…nice, even. Unfortunately, he informed our young man, he was very sorry to say that that Pizza Hut branch was not delivering pizza anymore. This frustrated our young man no end! He’d been dreaming, fantasizing about that pizza! He’d even prepared a plate and set a little place on his desk where the pizza was supposed to sit as he devoured it piece by piece. He could actually smell the pizza in front of him already.
He waited an hour. Kept himself occupied doing this and that figuring that if he sounded too hungry or too eager for the pizza, the Pizza Hut guy was probably going to be mean and still deny his delivery request.
Young man called Pizza Hut again to ask them to kindly deliver the pizza. It wasn’t that far anyway! He WANTED that pizza, but our young man was also proud. He never gave the Pizza Hut guy an inkling of how much he wanted that pizza. As kind as the Pizza Hut guy who answered the phone was, at the end of the conversation the answer was still NO. The pizza was there, in the box, warm from the oven but they could NOT deliver it.
What is the moral of this idiotic story?
The moral is this: The pizza was/is good. If the pizza place doesn’t deliver then GO GET THE PIZZA YOURSELF.
Duh, a good pizza is worth the effort.
Anyone who expects a pizza to deliver itself is not only dreaming, he’s obviously not going to get ANY pizza. Besides, pizza that delivers itself isn’t great quality. Too bad.
